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Hi. Welcome to another edition of Pinkspotting Photography Project Brought to You via a leisurely tour along the Queen Street West corridor while making a Funny Face. Think Pink! (Hey Juuude, didn't anyone ever tell you that a troll will eat the hand that feeds it cookies? I piggy promise... NO asta, cazzo, fallo, fava, minchia, membro, pisello, pistolino, uccello & verga in this post. I Pinky swear to tell the truth and nothing but the... truth or Dare Cookies.)
So hop on the flying Pink Shortbus and relax into your comfy cushy seat. First, we'll pop in a DVD of Funny Face, an American musical film starring the fabulous Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire in the role of photographer "Dick Avery". (LOL WUT? I've recently rediscovered my love of old films.) Enjoy the complementary movie, cookies, and cold Limoncello Fresca.
First stop! Silver Snail Comics, 367 Queen Street West. Marvel at the plastic pink hand job chair. Next, a side trip to the Umbra Concept Store, north of Queen Street West at 165 John Street. A one stop shop for all your Umbra decorative houseware needs! Done shopping? Take a coffee break! Free cookies. Espresso? Click on a thumbnail to view a larger version:
(Those "Dare Simple Pleasures Moments Crème Brûlée Cookies" were just... OK, so-so. Meh. "Enjoy a moment of joy." LOL, false advertising! I'm telling ya, don't believe the hype.)
Our last stop, the "Condom Shack" sex shop, located near the "Friendly Stranger Cannabis Culture Shop". Buy a festive Willy Whack-It Penis Piñata and enjoy some window shopping:
On your next trip to Toronto, please consider our "King Street West" tour package. Awesome.
(Hey Juuude, I lied. Bwahahaha! I betcha a pile of cookies that you Googled again. Sucker!)
Au revoir,
Massa P aka "pink grapefruity"
Pink chair! I want that pink chair! It looks so cool.
Penis piñata, when you hit it and it cracks open, will more penis come out? If so, is it still attached to a man? If yes, please do send me one.
Hi, Massa! How are you?
That pink chair... is that shit comfy? I hope so. Haha. And "whoa" at the penis piñata... that's, um, weird. Could be fun for some clubs out there. :-P
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So it seems after fixating on retention, the next stage is a fixation on packages. It is not unusual for those with packages to get anxious about losing their packages and those without packages to become quite envious of those with packages.
You should consult a physician if after beating a cookie-filled piñata you feel a burning or brûlée sensation from your crème cookies.
P.S. SRSLY, how does someone sign by typing? Your edits are absurd.
P.P.S. How was I able to add this P.P.S. after clicking the submit button? MAGIC!
@Zerovoltage: WUT? What phallus symbols? You have dick on your noggin.
@Sash aka Farm Boy: Want to volunteer? No, wait. I don't take volunteers. Just victims.
@Hodges: Of course, YOU would. Hah!
@Jude: Tour guide for "King Street West" tour is Hodges. Buy extra health insurance.
Could have sworn the 1st pic was a miniature. What's with the phallus symbols? LOL.
Dude, I'd hate to be your blogging muse. LMAO. Poor Jude! PWND again.
I love that pink Umbra building! But I can't afford anything in it. Pricey wares.
Hodges APPROVES. Also, I am interested in the "King Street West" tour package. Hee-hee.
Aaack! This is worse than your rickrolling phase! Way, way, way worse. I should just bend over because I keep falling for your tricks! Fuck you, yes, I had to Google. You are EVIL.
You should write about Christmas. Something more festive than a penis piñata. Oh dear lord, were you Christmas shopping there?
LMFAO. What is a "King Street West" tour package? Should I be scared? Because I AM.