Bee-eye-ell-ell-eye-ee-aitch-oh-ell-eye-dee-ay-why. Billie Holiday. Breakfast.
So, what's this twisty post really about? I'm not sure... Stick around and maybe you'll figure it out before I do. To ponder, to weigh. Excess. Moderation. Or excess in moderation. You know when they say too much of anything (bad or good) is bad? Brought on by looping this song too many times:
The FIRST MINUTE consists of spelling out B.I.L.L.I.E.H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. over and over. SRSLY. The song? "Billie Holiday" (no duh?) by American experimental rock all-girl band "Warpaint". A gauzy, moody quasi-cover lullaby of "My Guy" (a #1 hit single written by Smokey Robinson and sung by Mary Wells in 1964), stripped of the original's upbeat giddiness. An apathetic haze induced by anti-anxiety drugs or eating turkey (if you believe that turkey meat is high in tryptophan - an amino acid, resulting in drowsiness if you eat too much turkey). LOL WUT?
And the LAST MINUTE consists of "we're like birds of a feather" over and over. Ummm. o_O
An open-faced "Omelette with Roast Turkey, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese and Scallions (green onions)". Pan-fried "Baked Pineapple Brown Sugar Honey Mustard Glazed Holiday Ham". And warm, crusty Italian bread (a Cibatta bun). Yay... today's breakfast packs on the calories.
It's like slowly getting rid of leftover Halloween boo candy by mixing it in your everyday meals. Okay, so maybe putting those Smarties into my bowl of Cheerios wasn't such a smart idea...
I'll end this post with how I began it... Bee-eye-ell-ell-eye-ee-aitch-oh-ell-eye-dee-ay-whyyyy. B.I.L.L.I.E.H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. (Ad infinitum...) I need a holiday. OK, so another holiday. Preferably one that doesn't involve eating last year's leftovers. (Aah! Can't get the song out of my head.)
Oh. Em. Gee. I know how to spell! Yay. Bee-eye-ell-ell-eye-ee-aitch-oh-ell-eye-dee-ay-whyyy.
Massa aka "fruity oaty bar"
P.S. Why are you storing depressing songs in my Dropbox? SRSLY. You-know-who-you-are. Not all birds of a feather flock together. Misery doesn't necessarily love company. LOL WUT?