PART 3: I Made These Handpainted Christmas Tree Wooden Ornaments

Voted Most Likely to Suck at Karaoke: Tone Deaf Angel (front) [APPROX. SIZE on 17" monitor set at 1024x768 resolution] Here are the LAST 3 of the 9 tree ornaments I made when I was still a bitter-free kid. I used to be very good at arts & crafts shit, but that was so many years ago. If you haven't read PART 1 and PART 2 posts, then you've missed seeing the FIRST 6 ornaments (6 bears - all different). Check out those posts right now! If you want to know more about these ornaments, read PART 1. On Christmas Day, I'll post a special 10th ornament. ;-)

Please comment and vote on your favourite! The last 3 Christmas tree ornaments:

Voted Most Likely to Be Picked by Charlie Brown: Dead Christmas Tree (front) A. The first one shown above is titled "Voted Most Likely to Suck at Karaoke: Tone Deaf Angel".

B. The second ornament shown on the left is called "Voted Most Likely to Be Picked by Charlie Brown: Dead Christmas Tree".

C. And the third one below is called "Voted Most Likely to Finish Last in a Race: Rock 'n Roll Horse". I never finished that one (the wreath and bells). At first, it was because I had run out of paint. Then later on, I acquired more paint to complete it, but as I got older, I kept deciding against finishing it. I wanted to wait until the day my sister or I would have children. Well, that hasn't happened yet (sigh), but I'm hoping next year (soon) will be the year I have a little niece or nephew to cherish. :-)

Voted Most Likely to Finish Last in a Race: Rock 'n Roll Horse (front) I pray to God for my sister's (as well as my parents') continued health and I hope that all their wishes and dreams come true in the coming New Year. (If Dessert Queen is reading this: I heart you! Yes, I know... I'm a brat, but I'm a well-loved brat.)

Hover your mouse cursor over any image to read its description. Click on a thumbnail to view a larger image. The backsides of each ornament:

Voted Most Likely to Suck at Karaoke: Tone Deaf Angel (back)Voted Most Likely to Be Picked by Charlie Brown: Dead Christmas Tree (back)Voted Most Likely to Finish Last in a Race: Rock 'n Roll Horse (back)

OK, so that completes the whole set of 9, but on Christmas Day I'll be posting a special 10th ornament. SECOND HINT: it's fat. ;-)

Thanks to everyone of you who took the time to read my posts, to make comments and to answer the polls. Good wishes to you all.

I haven't been feeling very Christmas-y (at all) until yesterday. I feel... a little bit better now. When I think about my family, the people who care about me and the beautiful house that I live in... I realize that I have A LOT to be thankful for. Things could be worse, but they're not.

Adieu,

fruity bear - "Voted Most Likely to Go Crazy">:)

P.S. Again, I wish y'all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, Happy Chinese New Year and all that jazz!

5 Comments (newest shown first)... holla holla holla back !


  1. 1 Evil Twin (comments: 36)

    Nice ornaments. You could sell those at the One of a Kind craft show. I know I'm reading this a bit late. Since I got back to work, I've been trying to catch up on all the blogs I missed reading during the holidays. :-)

    You forgot to wish everyone one a Merry Festivus.

  2. 2 Popped Culture (comments: 2)

    You made and painted all of those ornaments by hand? Damn, that's impressive. We barely got our tree a week before Christmas. I suppose you're not a last minute shopper either. Nice work.

  3. 3 Evilgenius (comments: 77)

    Niiicceee… I also like the horse…

    Hope you're having a grrrrrrreat Christmas!!! :-D

    [fruity's edit: 200th valid comment, excluding those by spambots]

  4. 4 Sash aka Farm Boy (comments: 23)

    I like the Mr. Horsie the best (although the others are great too!) because of the special meaning behind it. 8-)

    I wish you and your family a very Joyous Stupendous Christmas!

  5. 5 Anna (formerly of anna.boscardin.org) (comments: 10)

    I love the decorations. They are real good. Awesome stuff. I checked them all out and they are fantastic. :-D Happy holidays!!

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