PART 2: I Made These Handpainted Christmas Tree Wooden Ornaments

Voted Most Likely to Engage in Illegal Elf Child Labour Practices: Santa Bear (front) [APPROX. SIZE on 17" monitor set at 1024x768 resolution] If you've read this previous post, then you saw the FIRST 3 in the set of 9 ornaments I made when I was very young and read about the part they played in my family's traditions. Read that post first. As promised, here are the NEXT 3 cute ornaments. You'll have to return soon to see the LAST 3 - an angel, a Christmas tree and a semi-finished rocking horse plus the explanation for why the horse is unfinished on purpose.

Please comment and vote for your fave! Tree more cute Christmas bears:

Voted Most Likely to See Dead People: White Bear with Red Polka Dot Scarf (front) A. The first one shown above is titled "Voted Most Likely to Engage in Illegal Elf Child Labour Practices: Santa Bear".

B. The second ornament shown on the left is called "Voted Most Likely to See Dead People: White Bear with Red Polka Dot Scarf" (it's missing one golden bell).

C. Third one below is called "Voted Most Likely to Contract an STD: Swinger Bear with Green Scarf".

Voted Most Likely to Contract an STD: Swinger Brown Bear with Green Scarf (front) And the last 3 photos below are the backsides of each ornament (in corresponding order as above). As I explained in this PART 1 post, I didn't add much detail as it wasn't necessary because you don't really see the backsides when they're hung up on the tree. Hover your mouse cursor over any image to read its description. Click on a thumbnail to view a larger image:

Voted Most Likely to Engage in Illegal Elf Child Labour Practices: Santa Bear (back)Voted Most Likely to See Dead People: White Bear with Red Polka Dot Scarf (back)Voted Most Likely to Contract an STD: Swinger Brown Bear with Green Scarf (back)

Please remember to visit my blog again (maybe tomorrow) to see the LAST 3 ornaments in the set of 9. Oh... and a special 10th ornament will be posted on Christmas Day. FIRST HINT: it's not made out of wood. ;-)

Adieu,
fruity bear - "Voted Most Likely to Go Crazy" >:)

P.S. If you never return to see the rest, I wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, Happy Chinese New Year and all that jazz!

5 Comments (newest shown first)... holla holla holla back !


  1. 1 Jude (comments: 57)

    I'd wish you a Merry Christmas but it ain't Christmas yet. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy! >:)

    I like the "Voted Most Likely to Contract an STD: Swinger Bear with Green Scarf"… although, I thought you would have assigned that name to the one with the red spotted scarf. You know, SPOTS - like rash, leprosy, disease. :-D

  2. 2 Em (comments: 31)

    Where's the "Annoying Software Tester QA Bear"? :-P

    Merry Christmas to YOU, your family and all your 10 deranged regular readers.

  3. 3 Paulie (comments: 26)

    Wait, there's no… >:)
    1. Trailer Trash Bear?
    2. The Crying Game Bear?
    3. George Bush Republican Bear?

    Merry Christmas!

  4. 4 Rosie (formerly of nineinchnailsart.net/madness) (comments: 4)

    These are so cute and precious. Definitely Christmas is for children because of toys and such but it's wonderful to keep traditions and all in family. I made tree ornaments of paper about 10 years ago, so I can say that it feels good when crafts are a contribution anytime.

  5. 5 Evilgenius (comments: 77)

    Ooo.. cute!!! :-D

    (Yes, I know, lack of sleep = go crazy… going to bed soon… LOL!)

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