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This post was Brought to You by the Letter B! To B, or not to B, that is the question. Let it B! Kids, today we demonstrate my 3 rules to churn out shallow posts devoid of pesky feelings:
1. Every day is Caturday! Retarded, sure. Refer to rules 38 & 39. (Hello, Jude. Happy now?)
2. Try to mention food and porn, preferably together. OFTEN. (Food porn! See? Easy peasy.)
3. NEVER bitch about past, present or future jobs in your blog. (Busting balls... ALSO BAD.)
As promised, my photos of the Whip It cast at TIFF 2009. For Part 1, read here. Whip It stars, left to right: Drew Barrymore, Ellen Page, Landon Pigg, Shauna Cross (wrote the Whip It screenplay based on her novel "Derby Girl"), Alia Shawkat, Marcia Gay Harden, Daniel Stern, Eulala Scheel, Kristen Wiig, Juliette Lewis, Zoë Bell, Eve, and Andrew Wilson. I have better pics of the cast at Ryerson University Theatre. Alas, they are lost... somewhere.
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