I’d started to write a fantastically nonsensical food porn-metaphor story, but it made about as much sense as the adults in Peanuts when they talk, “Wawa-wa wawa wa, wa wa-wa”. Good grief, Charlie Brown. Speak plainly. In an effort to retain first-time visitors, I’ll try to write more transparent, frequent and shorter posts without losing my current stalkers. (Maybe I’m fibbing because I write to please myself and my stalkers.) I have a blog with 90 posts, 1,989 comments… and little traffic. I started to care about that trickle when I realized that Google AdSense clicks could probably pay for Hi-Speed Internet service. Still, I’m iffy about doing “paid to post”. 
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so I’m giving away my ticket! Who wants it? Serious inquiries only, please. I asked a PWA Committee rep if someone else could go in my place. She replied, “Yes. Just send us the complete name of the proxy/attendee for our Master List.” In related news, evil Paolo Mendoza @ 
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