Hey. Christmas Day has once again come and gone. As I write this, 2 minutes remain until Boxing Day. Tardy is an understatement. In fact, 3 Christmases too late (2009, 2010, 2011) since I created the 2 videos and 2 photos in this post in 2009. I uploaded the videos on YouTube, but I never got around to blogging about it here. Apparently, I lost interest in my blog 2 years ago and was so incredibly bored back then... Poor Max. But... he's so cute! LOL.
I had to revise and re-upload the first video 'cause YouTube's content matching algorithm finally realized that I had speeded up copyrighted songs by 6%. Tried 50% more. Pass but distorted. Barely recognisable, yet somehow funnier now. Have you ever seen the music video for Bob Dylan's "Must Be Santa"? Odd drunken partygoers. A decrepit-looking Dylan. And polka! Bizarre. Funny. Dylan's 2009 Christmas CD "Christmas in the Heart" is whacked.
Outtakes! Pooper bloopers set to an accelerated "Here Comes Santa Claus" by Bob Dylan (the person giggling is my sister who tried to get Max's attention so that he would "look up"):
My sister's cat has a high tolerance for my stupid human hijinks. The Queen is not amused:
My annual self-portrait holiday snap... in 2009. Did I do it for 2010 and 2011? Probably. THIS:
Bananas?! Bananas. Dear 2009 SELF: What the fuck was this composition about? Hi, crazy.
Belated Merry ChristMax from the fat cat. Tick tock, clock. It's Boxing Day now... Sleepy. BYE!
Au revoir,
Massa aka "fruity oaty bar"
P.S. OK, so a few of you already saw this 2 years ago. Recycling jokes? Bah, humbugs. :-P
This is what happens when I procrastinate and don't read updated blog posts. I should have been here the day it was published. 4th one in the past month or two or three... ? [I forgot but I counted 4 posts.]
Belated Merry Christmas to you and your family. Does it still count? It's only January 2. :P
I couldn't comment before coz my mobile phone can't load blogs, but I'm on my desktop now! ... and it's too late to greet you Merry Christmas or Happy Boxing Day now so I'll just greet you... Happy Valentines! Wait, what?
I mean... Happy New Year! Cheers to you, your sister and to that adorabubbles cat, Max!
Merry X-mas, err... Merry Orthodox X-mas?
P.S. I used to walk on staircases, till I took an arrow to the knee.
P.P.S. FRUIT-OAT-GAH, unrelenting farce?
Belated happy Christmas! And I guess happy New Year in advance too. The self-portrait is somewhat relevant: you are Fruityoaty after all. :D
Added "favorite" on the Max videos, Massa! The fat thing is sooooo cute! I have a cat too, and I wish I could play with him inside the house (my father is not fond of him). :(
@Jude: What phallic? Gah. Bananas represent other qualities. And OLD SKOOL? Bah.
Hmm. I could be dead, blogging from the Netherworld of L'esprit de l'escalier. :P
@Zerovoltage: Thanks for always being the first to arrive. ;)
Aaack, more phallic symbols. OLD. Sooo, recycling the Ghost of Christmas Past? OLD.
Speaking of ghosts, Max should've killed you a long time ago. :-P Adorable kitty.
Max is sooo cute!!! Looks too annoyed at you, too. LOL. Poor fat little thing. XD