A Happy Halloween: The Tale of Beauty and the Beast's Chocolate Treasure

I, the Pink Princess have found the Lost Treasure! Chocolates! All for me, me, me!

As a rule, I generally do not post pictures of myself, friends, and family in "public" blog entries... not because anyone in particular is a buck-toothed, :grin: ugly, hunchbacked inbred. I respect their right to remain anonymous.

Hover your mouse cursor over any image to read its description. To cycle through all thumbnails, click on the first thumbnail to view full-size image. Cute, isn't she?

My 3-year old niece dressed in her Pink Princess Halloween costume I, the Pink Princess have defeated the Giant Furry Beast! Chocolate Treasure, all mine! Chocolate Treasure in a Pirates of the Caribbean popcorn bucket A 1.5 kg box of Hershey's 110 Snack Size Bars Kisses & Milk Chocolate Bar, Oh Henry!, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Glosette Raisins

This is one of those rare occasions when I make an exception. Last night, my Uncle, Aunt, my cousin and her 3-year old daughter "Lau" dropped by for a Halloween trick-or-treat. Lau was so cute and pretty in her costume. When I called her a Pink Princess, she insisted, "Noooo, Cindewewa!" Girly girl, you can be anything you want. Please, just don't develop a Cinderella Complex. No wait... some day my cute, charming and rich Prince will come and save me. :razz: Of course, with my luck, he'll probably be a queer man.

Anyway, here is the short story of the Beauty and the Beast's Chocolate Treasure. Once upon a time, in an gelato-coloured realm, there lived a tiny little girl known as the Pink Princess who was adored by all the citizens of the land called (bwahaha!) Tutti Frutti. The Princess and her people only ate candies and chocolates plucked from trees, but no one ever got... fat. One dark stormy night, over 70% of the trees were struck by lightning (so lame as a plot device). Fearing that she and her people would starve, the brave Princess decided to travel to the island inhabited by the Giant Furry Beast Known As Max who guarded a Golden Basket that magically refilled itself with a bottomless supply of the best tasting sweets in the world!

The Pink Princess must defeat the Giant Furry Beast guarding the Chocolate Treasure!

However, even the brave Princess feared the Beast. (Lau was a bit scared of Max, hehe.) After a while, the Princess realized that the sleepy Beast was very gentle and lazy. The Beast gave his Golden Magic Basket to the beautiful Princess. She returned home to grateful cheers of her people. :)

The Giant Furry Beast, Pink Princess, and the citizens of Tutti Frutti lived happily ever after with their never-ending supply of sweets. The End.

Unlike last Halloween, there were no rude kids and young girls dressed in skanky outfits. And yes, I did take my share of the Golden Magic Basket. I recommend the "one for you, two for me" distribution method, bwahaha!

QUESTION: How was your Halloween? Spill the magic beans. I'm listening.

Jiminy Crickets, my last entry was 30 days ago... wow. But not to worry, my blogging mojo is somewhat renewed... November will be full of goodies.

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Adieu but I'll be back,
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  1. 1 Ella (comments: 2)

    She looks like a princess. I like the photo of her and Max. :mrgreen:

  2. 2 Kevin (comments: 11)

    Gelato-coloured realm, oh f*ck. *drools*

    Nice eyes from a young girl. :)

  3. 3 Stel (comments: 2)

    Those girls in skanky outfits were here! :shock: I wanted to wrap them up and send them home to their mommies with a note pinned on the blankies… :mad:

    What a pweety girl! So glad she and Max got along after a while. :smile:

  4. 4 Vivian (comments: 1)

    What a cutie! :wink:

  5. 5 Kaitlin (formerly of unwrittensessions.blogspot.com) (comments: 36)

    That's a cute princess. I hope she'd want to share her candies! :wink:

  6. 6 Kathy (formerly of idiotbox.org) (comments: 1)

    Awww, she's so cute. It's nice her costume wasn't trashy. I don't really like Halloween. It's just nice to see the kids have fun.

  7. 7 Symetrie (formerly of symetriedynamique.misstuned.com) (comments: 1)

    Aw, she's so cute! Halloween is definitely fun when you're little. [ :

    On another note, your URL creates an insatiable need to sing the Fruity Oaty Bar jingle… Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse… :smile:

    Have a nice week!

  8. 8 Laura (formerly of technewb.com) (comments: 1)

    Sounds like you had a nice Halloween. She looks so cute in her costume. I almost forgot about Halloween because I was so busy. Therefore, I did nothing. I love the story you made there of the adventures of Pink Princess.

  9. 9 Aleida (comments: 3)

    Waiii hahah she looks so cute! Hmm, I never had a princess thingie when I was younger, XD always more tomboy style. *kuch, kuch* But too bad… we don't really celebrate Halloween here in The Netherlands. And when I realized it was Halloween, it was almost over anyway. *sigh*

  10. 10 Evil Twin (comments: 36)

    What a beautiful princess! Can I go live with her in Tutti Frutti so I can eat candy and chocolates and never get fat? Lol, I took Liam out this year… and we scored lots of chocolates. Too bad he's too young to have any of it. Muhahahahaha!

  11. 11 Nix (comments: 15)

    Lol, nice story. Your niece is so adorable!

  12. 12 Leah (comments: 17)

    Your niece is precious. Love the costume… and the goodies too. I'm still grabbing from the "treat bowl".

    Glad to see you back.

  13. 13 Ann (comments: 44)

    Your niece is so cute! ^____________^

    My Halloween was really uneventful cause we don't really celebrate it. ^^;

    My blogging mojo is kinda back too. I finally moved but I'm still fixing the new theme. :D

  14. 14 Nichole Arellano (comments: 4)

    Lau is so CUTE!!! :smile:

    GRAR, I want a golden basket as well.

  15. 15 Amy (formerly of autofirefly.net) (comments: 2)

    I liked your little story. I miss being young and being able to trick or treat.

    I didn't do anything special. I just helped my sister pass out candy. And I was glad that there was a lack of skanky costumes here as well.

  16. 16 Pusa (comments: 10)

    Welcome back!!! OMG, she's so cute! What a big cat you have. I would be scared of Max, too. =)

    P.S. Very nice story. =)

  17. 17 Paolo (formerly of paolomendoza.com) (comments: 16)

    Oh and there's your cat. He's almost as big as her… :P

  18. 18 Joyfulchicken (comments: 17)

    The Giant Furry Beast scares me, too. :sad:

  19. 19 Jim (comments: 40)

    Finally resurrected! I was wondering whatever happened to you. Your niece is so gorgeous. :D

    Well, our Halloween was actually our first! The time somebody knocked on our door and said "trick or treat!" — we were so surprised (and excited) that we almost gave all our candies to kids. So, when the second batch of (bigger kids) came, it was just one small box of sultanas for them. :)

  20. 20 fruity (comments: 78)

    @Lil: No, I didn't get dressed up this year. But I don't need a costume to scare the kids, bwahaha! :P

  21. 21 Evilgenius (comments: 77)

    Princess Cindewewa is cute!!! :mrgreen: I hope she doesn't eat all the candies all at once.

    My Halloween… I watched CSI: NY titled "Boo". :razz:

  22. 22 Juice (comments: 24)

    Ah, I wish we can all eat candies and chocolates and never get fat. :mad:

    You have THE CUTEST niece! I remember when my sister was that cute. Now she's almost 8 and has lost her cuteness. Now she's just bitchy. -.-

  23. 23 Lil (comments: 24)

    Aww, how very sweet! That is an adorable dress. When I was little I always insisted on being odd characters. Pocahontas and a Victorian woman were amongst my ideas. We had rude kids this year (they nearly dented our door) and I saw plenty of very skanky looking girls. I dressed up as a pirate to answer the door, it consisted of a big hat and a sword. :razz: Did you dress up?

  24. 24 Zerovoltage (comments: 34)

    What a sweet post! My tooth ached, hehe… Happy Halloween. :twisted: Mine was pretty boring. I spent it watching scary flicks.

    Max is huge! :razz: I thought he was fat and cute, but this is the first time I saw him with people around.

    Your niece has that Mila Kunis look to her, what a pretty little princess. :smile:

  25. 25 Fmontserrat (comments: 6)

    You're back! :smile: I believe the worst months of the year are now behind us. Weeeee! I must say, Princess Lau is absolutely adorable! (Although I'm rather tempted to squeak, "Oh dear, another fag-hag-in-training!" :grin: )

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