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As a rule, I generally do not post pictures of myself, friends, and family in “public” blog entries… not because anyone in particular is a bucktoothed, ugly, hunchbacked inbred. I respect their right to remain anonymous.

This is one of those rare occasions when I make an exception. Last night, my Uncle, Aunt, my cousin and her 3-year old daughter “Lau” dropped by for a Halloween trick-or-treat. Lau was so cute and pretty in her costume. When I called her a Pink Princess, she insisted, “Noooo, Cindewewa!” Girly girl, you can be anything you want. Please, just don’t develop a Cinderella Complex. No wait… some day my cute, charming and rich Prince will come and save me. Of course, with my luck, he’ll probably be a queer man.

Anyway, here is the short story of the Beauty and the Beast’s Chocolate Treasure. Once upon a time, in an gelato-coloured realm, there lived a tiny little girl known as the Pink Princess who was adored by all the citizens of the land called (bwahaha!) Tutti Frutti. The Princess and her people only ate candies and chocolates plucked from trees, but no one ever got… fat. One dark stormy night, over 70% of the trees were struck by lightning (so lame as a plot device). Fearing that she and her people would starve, the brave Princess decided to travel to the island inhabited by the Giant Furry Beast Known As Max who guarded a Golden Basket that magically refilled itself with a bottomless supply of the best tasting sweets in the world!

However, even the brave Princess feared the Beast. (Lau was a bit scared of Max, hehe.) After a while, the Princess realized that the sleepy Beast was very gentle and lazy. The Beast gave his Golden Magic Basket to the beautiful Princess. She returned home to grateful cheers of her people.

The Giant Furry Beast, Pink Princess, and the citizens of Tutti Frutti lived happily ever after with their never-ending supply of sweets. The End.

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Unlike last Halloween, there were no rude kids and young girls dressed in skanky outfits. And yes, I did take my share of the Golden Magic Basket. I recommend the “one for you, two for me” distribution method, bwahaha!

QUESTION: How was your Halloween? Spill the magic beans. I’m listening.

Jiminy Crickets, my last entry was 30 days ago… wow. But not to worry, my blogging mojo is somewhat renewed… November will be full of goodies.

(Pssst, see those shiny new ads? You know what to do. Pweety pweese?)

Adieu but I’ll be back,

The Blogger Formerly Known As Missing aka “TBFKAM”