Sexy. Gorgeous. Creamy. Is it beckoning you to devour it whole? One bite will imbue a fleeting aura of the Mona Lisa smile. And although it can only offer ephemeral pleasure, you will savour each lick, bite and tiny crumb of that Strawberry Mascarpone Cream Tart. Oh yes you will, because simply put, it is perfection in a tart. Truly, it is food at its porniest zenith. Hehe. (Eh, accusations? 
Deriving sadistic pleasure from subjecting my lovely readers to weekly servings of food porn? Pish, but is it ever about food?)
The juiciest, freshest, sweetest strawberry covered in a glistening-red fruit glaze. A whole berry, quartered and mounded into a dome to hide a creamy, thick yet light filling made with vanilla essence, whipped cream, mascarpone and sugar. Mascarpone is a rich, fresh, soft white cheese with a texture similar to stiff whipped cream. This truly awesome filling has an understated sweetness - not cloyingly sweet. Mmm. Sweetened shredded coconut is pressed into the bottom sides of that strawberry mound. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention what’s holding the filling and strawberry - a buttery, flaky pastry cup of love. Behold, ambrosia. Go, take a minute.
And because we here at the fruityoaty farm strive for 
6% educational content, here are 6 fun facts about the glorious strawberry, unearthed in our 6 Google digs found here, then here and lastly, over here:
- In medieval times, strawberries were served at important functions to bring peace and prosperity.
- Folklore states that if you split a mutant double strawberry in half and share it with someone, you’ll soon fall in love with each other.
- In France, strawberries were thought to be an aphrodisiac. Horny newlyweds would have a special breakfast of strawberry soup.
- According to Greek legend, when Adonis died, Venus the Goddess of Love wept uncontrollably. The tears rolled down her cheek and dropped to the earth turning into heart-shaped strawberries.
- The strawberry is not classified by botanists as a true berry. True berries have seeds inside whereas a strawberry has seeds on the outside. Each seed is actually considered a separate fruit. The strawberry is member of the rose family.
- Respondents to an American national survey labeled a strawberry lover as health conscious, happy, fun-loving, outgoing, intelligent, smart, nice, pleasant or normal. Non-strawberry lovers, on the other hand, were described as sour, unhappy, weird, strange and boring.
I swear, that kiss… those lips… tasted like strawberries. Well, that’s what my fruitylicious memories tell me. Yes, just like juicy, juicy strawberries.
Adieu,
fruity booty
Your blog is simply dangerous! Food porn.
I like this! Maybe I should go to France
Thanks for the
6% educational content. I wish I can use the knowledge in my classes bwahaha!
Fast-food, coffee and donut chains should start selling those strawberry tarts and strawberry soup. My car would be lining up at the drive-thru faster than you can say “ORGASM”!!!
I’m not joking you… my cheeks are hurting from drool now…
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
That’s too beautiful. DROOOOOLLLLL.
That simply looks so yummy, it has made me so hungry. :drools:
Oh my god! I so love strawberries, especially when they’re topped by whipped cream!
Yum! The picture makes me crave for strawberries… Tempting indeed. 
How delicious!!
Reminds me of a PERFECT Krispy Kreme strawberry donut I had today. Yummer.
And how’s my favourite newblogfriend going?
Where?! Where do I score this food porn you speak of? Even a recipe would do…
Oh my! All this food sounds so delicious… It makes my mouth water just reading about it. I can only imagine what it tastes like! I will definitely be coming back to your site, so I can fantasize about all this heavenly food!
OhMyGod. That looks soooooooooo… good. *dies* I MUST eat that. You are too cruel.
I shall have to find something with strawberries now to eat. 
Gah, every time I come to your blog I get hungry. I need to learn to eat before reading your blog! LOL.
I didn’t know that part about the mutant strawberries. I think it’s false though because I ate one once with… someone I knew… and we don’t even talk anymore. XD
Damn that picture looks good enough to eat.
Oh, man, strawberries are my favorite, so your post just made me sooooo hungry.
I liked the 6 random facts too. Neat.
OMG STOP. Your descriptions make me want to dive into a heavenly pool of whipped cream and strawberries. Mmm. ;d
Speaking of strawberries, the strawberry festival is coming up soon. :3
Now, I know why I am so…
Oh oh oh… ahhhh what wonderfully delicious pictures… Did I mention I was a strawberry lover??
Yum. I love strawberries and those pictures make me hungry, even though I’m ill. Haha.
Wow, I love strawberries lol. But I’m not too sure if I’d like the cream in the middle of that. I just tend to eat chocolate covered ones.
Wow, that looks so tempting! It looks good but I’m sure it tastes even better!
Hah, just looking at the picture makes me hungry. Ah, now I feel like baking something. x]
I feel like I shouldn’t have read this entry because I’m REALLY craving food even though I just had a massive burrito… I drool my friend, drool worthy photos and drool worthy descriptions… I drool.
I gotta tell ‘ya. I gain two pounds everytime I visit your site.
Wow, that looks so yummy!!!
I mean, WOW! Talk about decadence and dessert all in one dish. 
Okay, I’ll stop drooling now, lol.
That looks absolutely scrumptious!!
Man, I’m really craving strawberries now! Thanks a lot.
Omg that looks so good… now I’m hungry!
Wow, it’s amazing how I got hungry by just looking at the pictures, and not even reading a line of text!
Food for the mouth, food for thought — this is great, at least you know what you’re eating not just by name or even scientific name only. You know its history, the passion behind it… hmmm yum, yum, yum! Delicioso! (Hola! Massa P)
Like the food pixs!
Wow, it looks so beautiful. Makes me not feel like eating them, but to just look at them haha… I don’t really like strawberries though. I dont know why either cos a lot of people do. I am weird.
You have a picture of something insanely tasty in every entry. Why do u do this to me??? Lol, that looks so good I feel like licking my screen in hopes that some of the taste will reach me.
And those tidbits are interesting.
I remembered what my classmate had said to me. He said that he won’t eat strawberries anymore because he saw on TV a microscopic image of a strawberry and it was so yucky. Lol.
Cool. So we should start calling strawberry as “strawrose”. Lol.
I am finishing my blogsite for full operation that’s why I haven’t been around storming blogs with comments lately. I have a new site, but I haven’t linked it yet from MyBlogLog and Technorati. I’ll keep you posted. Anyhow, your “food” porn is great haha! I love it… With this kind of porn, I wont get AIDS… I’ll get diabetes!
I just have one question: “Do I have to wear condoms in my tongue when I eat that tempting concoction?”
Greetings from a fellow sweet tooth!
Ang Sarap Grabe!
You are just evil, plain and simple; you are EVIL. *lmao* Those strawberries look divine, although I’m not much of a fan of mascarpone. Yum-o anyay! ^^
Seriously though, stop with the food already! XD
How delicious that looks. I want a recipe. Well, I’d never actually make it but still.
Wow, that is one yummy treat yes yes!
I stopped reading and just stared at that delightful pic. Yum. Gah.
A taste of such will be heaven.
This really is food porn. Even the secret word was food. Oh god, why are you doing this to me????? Now I want a strawberry cheesecake!
Those strawberry treats look so great. They make my mouth water just looking at them. I love strawberries. I would love to have some recipes like those. Those are sooooo tempting.
Megan