Oh, the things I'll buy just to get quirky photos for my blog, LOL. Anyway, a big Happy Chinese New Year's shout-out to everyone who celebrates it! Umm, if a bag of pork rinds offends you because you're a pointy-horned, grass-eating vegan or if you happen to enjoy eating pork crackling and the fruity oaty brand of humour still eludes you, feel comforted in the fact that I didn't post a photo of a whole roasted pig with a shiny, fruity red apple.
Although I was not born in the Year of the Hamhocks, my Mom told me that my baby baptismal party was a big feast, complete with a ginormous, golden "lechon" (whole roasted pig). Not surprising as most (non-Muslim) Filipinos like to celebrate special occasions with lechon. Filipinos LOVE pork. A lot. WAY, A LOT. A Filipino vegetarian is a rare species, indeed.
To find out if you were born in the Year of the Pork Chops, scoot over to Wikipedia. According to Theodora Lau from The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes, Fourth Edition, p. 337, the following applies to you if you were born in the Year of the Bacon:
"The Boar is one of the most natural people you could ever meet. The original nice guy, winner of the "Charlie Brown" award, he will never hit you below the belt... He will be blessed with great endurance. He can work steadily on one thing at a time and with incredible patience... However, the Boar is equally known for his wanton pursuit of pleasure -- and even depravity, when he gives in to his negative traits. Often, the saint and sinner in him are intertwined as he zealously pursues his objectives. Perhaps this is because he has a trusting heart and will rely on those he believes in to the point of being blind to their faults... He is quick-tempered too, but since he hates quarreling, he will end up giving his opponents the benefit of the doubt."
On a different note (or is it?), I recently purchased a high quality, elegant spiral-bound 2007 GoreyRARE Engagement Calendar which features the wicked and witty art of Edward Gorey. Gorey (American author-illustrator, 1925-2000) had an unparalleled ability to convey a very funny, foreboding late-Victorian ambiance in the brilliant crosshatchery of his line drawings. By contrast with his people, Gorey's animals -- dogs, hogs and reptiles of indeterminate variety -- seem sane and benign (just like real life).
The original price was CAD $19.99 + tax, but I purchased it (the last copy, too!) for $3.00 + tax at HomeSense store. It contains 32 little-known works by Gorey. Each image is printed on its own heavy-weight page. Many of the drawings have not been previously published anywhere. No, I wouldn't dare to deface it as it's just a weird collector's item for me.
One of the rare works in the calendar is of this image of two large pigs and a man in a tuxedo, all three drinking champagne under a big, yellow umbrella:
You know, it struck me... if I wrote in Mandarin / Cantonese, I'd get a wider blog audience... Well, you know, 1 billion+ Chinese out there? 
Case in point, this freely downloadable song called "Song of Pig" by Xiang Xiang has apparently been downloaded over 1 billion times which makes her China's most popular internet pop star. Translated in English:
"Pig, you have two holes on your nose
When you catch cold, you are snorting
Pig, you have black eyes which we cannot see beyond
Pig, you have two big ears
And you cannot hear that I'm cursing you silly
Pig, you have a curling tail which you cannot run without
Pig head, pig brain, pig body and pig tail
You are a good baby who eats everything
Everyday you won't wake up till noon
And you never brush your teeth and you never fight"
Umm, yeah... wazzup with that, ehrr... popularity?! I mean... 1 billion+?! I need to write a Chinese song, fast! Lemme call it "Song of fruity". (Jude, my friend, care to translate?)
Ehrr, Happy Chinese Year! Toast. Cheers. So, who among you were born in the Year of the Oinker? If so, does Theodora Lau's description of a Boar snugly fit you or is she totally way off? Talk. Sing. Squeal. Oink.
And if you didn't understand this edited post... don't worry because neither did I (on both the first and second edits).
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Massa P aka "fruity red apple"
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Hi fruityoaty, nice site! Thanks for stopping by my food blog. Happy Pork Rind Year to you as well!
Ooooooooooh, I'm so glad you stopped in and spoke up, m'friend. I'll be checking out all of these yummies of yours frequently!
*hugs*
I love Chinese New Year! I used to live in Singapore so we still put up the decorations and such.
I'm a Rabbit and the description is scarily like me!
Happy Chinese New Year! I'm not Chinese but I lived in Hong Kong so it stuck with me.
I was born in the Year of the Pig!
We call those babies pork scratchings in the UK, gosh knows why the 'scratchings' but there you go! Delicious things but so terribly terribly bad for you… Even the barmaids in the pubs tut at you if you buy them!
Lmao! Happy New Year's to you too!!
Well, Happy Chinese New Year to you! I was born in the Year of the Rooster so that description is pretty far off.
At first, I thought they were… testicles, lol. Happy Chinese New Year!!!
Ah, I think you should have posted the picture of the roasted pig complete with an apple in the mouth.
You would have really had all the Vegetarians and Vegans out there with their knickers in a twist. XD
I downloaded that song after reading this post and after listening to it and reading the lyrics, I really can't see what the big deal is and why so many people downloaded it. Maybe the stupidity of it astounded people and they had to hear it for themselves?
Hmmm… a mid-week thought (after eating too much last weekend)… Sometimes those chips packages say "60% less fat". Now, if you eat the whole bag, would you end up with 60% less fat?
I'd be happy if that was the case… hmmmm…
And belated Happy Valentine's & Chinese New Year & Flag Day & Fat Tuesday.
Your blog has lots of food photos in it and it makes me really hungry and crave.
Poor piggy turned into a "chicharon" (that's what we call that kind of food here in our country). A Crispy Pork Skin!
Hey! Belated happy CNY to you too!
*sniff* I wasn't born in the Year of the Pork Chops
or at least I couldn't find my year at that Wikipedia link. Oh well, Happy Chinese New Year. 
Btw, don't write in Mandarin / Cantonese
'cause think of this: most Chinese can probably read English. If I'm wrong, please correct me. 
I wasn't able to celebrate the Chinese New Year with my family coz I was still at the tour that time… Huhuhu too much of pork is bad.
I'm kinda scared. Though the picture you left was funny, maybe a stuck Porky Pig with an apple in his mouth would have been funnier. =)
Happy Chinese New Year!
Man, that shit looks so seedy.
It's about time Britney had a breakdown, she is wayyy too famous.
Hi there, Happy Chinese New Year. =]
I was not born in the Year of the Pork Chops, regrettably. I was born in the Year of the Monkey. =]
Haha, I've been contemplating on having my website in French as well as English. But then I realised I don't know enough French. Scrap that.
I've eaten those pork rinds before! They're actually really nice! Haha Happy Chinese New Year… I'm Year of the Snake! (I think…)
I AM glad you put up the chicharon instead of a lechon. HEHEHE.
I love Gorey. And that translation of the pig song, ehhh oops "Song of Pig" excuse me. Gung hay fat choi. 
Hey, YOU CHANGED the post after my 1st comment! Hmm, ok… it's only a little less lamer than the first version, LOL.
I'll translate your "Song of fruity" if you PROMISE NEVER to stream Justin Timberlake & Damien Rice songs on your blog. Dear God, so unholy.
You crack me up!
My friends keep asking me why we always eat pork… I'm always like, "Get off my back you goat!" Haha.
I love me some pork, er, I mean pigs!
A little pig goes a long way. Oink, oink.
That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
Signed,
Farmer Arthur Hoggett
Happy New Year.
Signed,
Margarita S. Anteporcos
Happy Chinese New Year to you and your readers.
Edward Gorey? Strange fruity.
I understood it, but it was all over the place, as if you had no interest in writing it. Half the content - quotes from a book.
Tired, are we?
Happy New Year of the Spareribs to you too.