First, PUMP UP YOUR SPEAKER VOLUME. Now, have you fully recovered? THAT 
was a short (24 sec.) YouTube video of an extremely pissed off and frightened cat named “Burger and Fries”. I’ve never seen a cat or any animal shriek and hiss like that. Yikes! That’s one Burger and Fries short of a Happy Meal, donchathink? (Yes, I know… lame + corny + recycled joke. Oh come on, forgive me, I just couldn’t resist. It was gold, Ponyboy!) I’d scream too if I had the misfortune of being named “Burger and Fries”! And yes, tortured kitty… 
I’m really disturbed - more so than my usual - at seeing such a display of aggression and distress from a cat. What did they do to this poor cat?! Max, my lazy beast, also hates being caged and going to the vet, but his behaviour doesn’t compare to Spawn of HELLo Kitty. Yes, Max hisses a bit at the vet clinic workers, but heck, you would too if all your memories of going someplace only consisted of a painful one-time chop-chop of your reproductive organs and your furry ass being stabbed by pointy needles.
Umm, I got some flak from a couple of friends for this previous post ( link exchanges ) on being so bloody long (even though both whackos said they loved it), so I’ll try to keep this one short. Yes, I know it’s not very original or interesting, but I’m feeling too bleah, uninspired and PYSCHO CRAZY to make an effort today. What, what subtext are you talkin’ about Willis? 
I also came across this perplexing image of a plate of sushi shaped into Hello Kitty faces on Flickr last night:
Yes, sure, it’s sort of cute… but wouldn’t you find it the least bit disturbing that you’d be popping a morsel of something with a pussy face into your mouth? Because err, I’m having thoughts of fresh cat sushi. Yum.
(Poor Hello Kitty has no mouth. She can’t eat or scream. Vexing.)
Oh yes, I will reciprocate in kind and reply to all those lovely, fruity oaty comments from y’all when I have time and when I’ve taken a break from shrieking. Thanks.
Adieu for now, 
psychotropic-al drug fruity
I feel sorry for the cat! It must be really scared and in pain for it to act like that!
The story goes… cat was taking a nap on top of a garage door when the owner accidentally closed it using the automatic opener. Cat got stuck between the door and the frame. They took the cat to the vet to make sure he was OK. Pissed is an understatement. I’ve never seen a cat THAT mad before.
That Burger and Fries is one traumatized cat! I wonder if anyone or anything can tame the Tiger trapped in a Kitty!
Oooo, Hello Sushi! Gimme gimme! Haha!
Yea, so that kind of scared me! LOL.
LOL, I’m Japanese but that’s the first time I ever saw sushi shaped like Hello Kitty. I do admit although it’s cute, it’s kind of weird. Anyway, take care!
Umm… is that a cat or a baby lion?
Haha, but look at where that cat is sitting. Somewhere metal. The inside of a safe or something perhaps? Maybe it’s cornered and that’s why it’s hissing to protect itself? Someone pissed off the poor cat and then proceeded to record that. Poor kitty and mean human.