First, PUMP UP YOUR SPEAKER VOLUME. Now, have you fully recovered? THAT 
was a short (24 sec.) YouTube video of an extremely pissed off and frightened cat named “Burger and Fries”. I’ve never seen a cat or any animal shriek and hiss like that. Yikes! That’s one Burger and Fries short of a Happy Meal, donchathink? (Yes, I know… lame + corny + recycled joke. Oh come on, forgive me, I just couldn’t resist. It was gold, Ponyboy!) I’d scream too if I had the misfortune of being named “Burger and Fries”! And yes, tortured kitty… 
I’m really disturbed - more so than my usual - at seeing such a display of aggression and distress from a cat. What did they do to this poor cat?! Max, my lazy beast, also hates being caged and going to the vet, but his behaviour doesn’t compare to Spawn of HELLo Kitty. Yes, Max hisses a bit at the vet clinic workers, but heck, you would too if all your memories of going someplace only consisted of a painful one-time chop-chop of your reproductive organs and your furry ass being stabbed by pointy needles.
Umm, I got some flak from a couple of friends for this previous post ( link exchanges ) on being so bloody long (even though both whackos said they loved it), so I’ll try to keep this one short. Yes, I know it’s not very original or interesting, but I’m feeling too bleah, uninspired and PYSCHO CRAZY to make an effort today. What, what subtext are you talkin’ about Willis? 
I also came across this perplexing image of a plate of sushi shaped into Hello Kitty faces on Flickr last night:
Yes, sure, it’s sort of cute… but wouldn’t you find it the least bit disturbing that you’d be popping a morsel of something with a pussy face into your mouth? Because err, I’m having thoughts of fresh cat sushi. Yum.
(Poor Hello Kitty has no mouth. She can’t eat or scream. Vexing.)
Oh yes, I will reciprocate in kind and reply to all those lovely, fruity oaty comments from y’all when I have time and when I’ve taken a break from shrieking. Thanks.
Adieu for now, 
psychotropic-al drug fruity
Heeey. That was shocking! Well, thanks for the laugh.
Oh god… that poor cat. I got quite a shock with the video!
Love the Hello Kitty sushi… so kawaii. I’d have no problems eating it actually.
That cat must have some serious issues with people. Maybe someone mistreated him or something - or maybe he is just pissed about living in a cage. I know I would have been.
Ohh my god… the cat is really screaming his throat out. It’s so loud for god’s sake. I hate cats and this makes me hate cats more LOL… Yea, I think the cat dislikes the name Burger and Fries. The first thing I thought about it is McDonald’s so yea haha… Gah, I don’t like Hello Kitty either. It’s so overrated plus I don’t like sushi so I don’t care haha…
Oh my gosh… If I woke up to that…
Ha, but yeah, I wonder what that poor kitty went through to be so… demonic. 
And wow, I can’t believe someone made some Hello Kitty sushi!
At my friend’s graduation, they put a picture of him on his cake, and I thought… “Wouldn’t it be disturbing to be eating his face?!?” 
LOL, I’ve seen that video of that scary annoying creepy evil kitty. I would be afraid of going to the vet if I was an animal. I hate the doctors so that’s why. Those Hello Kitty sushi are sooo cute but I’d rather eat normal looking ones.
OMG! I so pity the cat!!! They must have done something terrible to the cat for him to act like that! I have 2 cats inside the house, 8 cats outside, and yes they do hiss when they see their doctor (they hate their doctor… and I don’t blame them; the memory of all the injections, medications and all that stuff frightened them). So the fact that the cat is sooo very angry… I suspect something terrible had happened to him… and I really pity him… how I wish he’ll be okay… I so love cats!!!
Hahah those were my first words when I saw the hello kitty sushi… I was like WTF? That looks so weird. Hahaha, I’ve seen that video on YouTube. I found it super funny, but then again, I have the weirdest sense of humor. LOL.
I was very afraid of watching that YouTube video with the cat. I can only imagine why it would be screaming like that. And then the Hello Kitty Sushi I really wouldn’t mind. Except the ones with the red eyes. They look kinda evil.
Wow what a cat-centric post! That video was scary as hell. I don’t like cats! The sushi looks weird… not the most appetising thing under normal circumstances!