First, PUMP UP YOUR SPEAKER VOLUME. Now, have you fully recovered? THAT 
was a short (24 sec.) YouTube video of an extremely pissed off and frightened cat named “Burger and Fries”. I’ve never seen a cat or any animal shriek and hiss like that. Yikes! That’s one Burger and Fries short of a Happy Meal, donchathink? (Yes, I know… lame + corny + recycled joke. Oh come on, forgive me, I just couldn’t resist. It was gold, Ponyboy!) I’d scream too if I had the misfortune of being named “Burger and Fries”! And yes, tortured kitty… 
I’m really disturbed - more so than my usual - at seeing such a display of aggression and distress from a cat. What did they do to this poor cat?! Max, my lazy beast, also hates being caged and going to the vet, but his behaviour doesn’t compare to Spawn of HELLo Kitty. Yes, Max hisses a bit at the vet clinic workers, but heck, you would too if all your memories of going someplace only consisted of a painful one-time chop-chop of your reproductive organs and your furry ass being stabbed by pointy needles.
Umm, I got some flak from a couple of friends for this previous post ( link exchanges ) on being so bloody long (even though both whackos said they loved it), so I’ll try to keep this one short. Yes, I know it’s not very original or interesting, but I’m feeling too bleah, uninspired and PYSCHO CRAZY to make an effort today. What, what subtext are you talkin’ about Willis? 
I also came across this perplexing image of a plate of sushi shaped into Hello Kitty faces on Flickr last night:
Yes, sure, it’s sort of cute… but wouldn’t you find it the least bit disturbing that you’d be popping a morsel of something with a pussy face into your mouth? Because err, I’m having thoughts of fresh cat sushi. Yum.
(Poor Hello Kitty has no mouth. She can’t eat or scream. Vexing.)
Oh yes, I will reciprocate in kind and reply to all those lovely, fruity oaty comments from y’all when I have time and when I’ve taken a break from shrieking. Thanks.
Adieu for now,
psychotropic-al drug fruity
Poor cat; either something really horrible happened to that cat or it’s a wild cat someone brought in. Either way it doesn’t seem to have any faith in humans.
And that sushi is just… disturbing!
You’re half Pinay so you might know about the fabled (I have yet to come across one) cat siopao.
I like cats too (when they’re not scratching or biting me) but I know them *too* well. I’ve already had the misfortune of dissecting a couple for biology class. But to be fair to the feline community, I’ve dissected people as well, still for class (not yet a psycho hehe).
That was one scary cat…
I never liked sushi, let alone pussy sushi.
Wow. That cat started to remind me of an angry snake/python. o_o;
Awh. Those sushi are so cute. I wouldn’t even eat them unless someone was going to eat them all. x_x
That’s the reaction I get from most cats I come in contact with.
And for those people who gave you flak for such a long post… they could have stopped reading anytime. Keep the long bloody rants coming… I’m loving it!
Oh, that Paulie beat me to the punchline.
P.S. Beneath this rugged exterior is a sensitive soul.
Whoa! Quite a wild and mad cat. I remember this one incident where I accidentally covered a trash can with a cat inside. I was unaware that a cat was feeding on the trash. He died. I lived with guilt for more than a week!
Aww, that poor cat.
That’s very weird sushi. I don’t eat sushi, but if I did, I wouldn’t be touching that plate.
Bekah
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Haha, yea I saw that coming. ^_^ I’ve seen that on YouTube or somewhere around the web, hehe.
RE: “… but wouldn’t you find it the least bit disturbing that you’d be popping a morsel of something with a pussy face into your mouth?”
Not if you were ROSIE O’DONNELL!
HAHAHA HAHAHA!
Yes, that’s sort of recycled too, isn’t it?