Forget the Oscars, I’ve just won the Biggest Whiner award! Throughout my downtrodden, miserable excuse of a life, I’ve dreamt of that one brief shining moment when I would stand in front of my more pathetic peers to accept my shiny trophy. Ladies, germs and losers, my thank you speech…
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If you’ve read this previous post, then you’ll recognize the image above - it’s another version of my “Blood from a Stone” painting, sans the infamous real blood from a tragic accident with an evil razor blade. And yes, I’m only kidding - no garlic infusion. Just 7 essential vitamins and minerals. Uh-huh.
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I painted the above image titled “Blood from a Stone” (what seems like) a lifetime ago. It marks the last point in my life when I was more passionate, fearless and creative than the person that I am now. I literally bled for it, not in a figurative sense, but literally. Dracula would be lickin’ [...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mbeSAmUP4
First, PUMP UP YOUR SPEAKER VOLUME. Now, have you fully recovered? THAT was a short (24 sec.) YouTube video of an extremely pissed off and frightened cat named “Burger and Fries”. I’ve never seen a cat or any animal shriek and hiss like that. Yikes! That’s one Burger and Fries short of a Happy [...]
I bumped my head very hard on the ceiling of the crawl space underneath our basement stairs as I was cleaning Max’s cat litter box. Perhaps I was too distracted by the foul smell to notice that beam when I quickly stood up. Yes, I should’ve been thinking outside the litter box. Oww, my noggin [...]
[Photo of St. John Fisher Church's Nativity Scene on Dec. 24, 2006]
I was reminded recently that some Christians celebrate Christmas Day NOT on Dec. 25th, but either on January 6th, 7th or 19th. Blogger Iva over at squirrelism.net follows Serbian Orthodox Church practices and celebrates Christmas Day on Jan. 7th. As a Roman Catholic, I [...]
The first day of a shiny new year always brings countless promises you make to yourself (and perhaps, to others), in hopes of becoming a better person over the course of the upcoming year (or in hopes of having a less f**ked up life). Everywhere on Middle Earth, Men, Hobbits and Dwarves alike are reminiscing [...]
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